Saturday, December 02, 2006

Ok, i am officially feeling emotionally unstable. Because the blogs of my accountancy friends are all shouting:" I got job offer(s) from Big 4!! Yeahz!" but i am still sitting at home shaking my legs. Ok this is sour grapes, i must admit. I got NOTHING! AND I AM VERY UMEMPLOYED!

Damn it! haha...so i have decided to start thinking of jobs which my accountancy friends will not consider doing.

1) Porn Star. This is my teenage hood dream actually. No male porn star export from Singapore to the international porn industry yet. I hope i can one day make it to the Singapore Book of Record : First Singapore male porn star: Mun Keet. So cool. What other job can let you enjoy while earning money. This must be it.

Possibility: 5 ticks!

2) Professional Getai Singer. My passion for hokkien songs and immensing in the glitz and glamour of the getai scene is well known. Who cares about joining my accountancy friends to find the $1.05 invoice when i can get to sing Wu Nu for a living! And i think i get to travel too! To JB some villages to sing getai.

Possibility: 4 ticks!

3) Professional Complain Lodger. I think i have a flair for complaining aka Kao Bei. From people's hair, the TV advertisements to the people's name, entrust me to find fault or to make fun of. Can make a career out of it

Possibility: 3 ticks!

4) Professional Househusband. Another fantasy of mine. To stay at home to clean windows, bring kids to kindergarten and go to market everyday to buy the freshest food for my family! Such a joy to see my kid playing happily in classes while i stayed out the class to chat with the aunties or other modern househusbands like me about our kids!

Possibility: 4 ticks!

Now i am like my accountancy friends. They are deciding on which Big 4 to go to, i have offers too! "I got offer to be a Porn Star, Getai Singer, Complaint Lodger, Househusband!" Which offer should i accept?? Such a tough choice

Actually can be a full time househusband, part time porn star and getai singer and making complains all rolled into one!